hyperfeline:

monobeartheater:

naninoojo:

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

Time to build another mansion

THIS IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I HAD 58 OF THESE FUCKS DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I SPENT AS A 6 YEAR OLD THEY WERE LIKE 9-20 BUCKS FUCK 

wtf is a webkinz i vaguely remember seeing commercials for these things but were never interested in them

I have a cat webkinz. I never made the account sadly…..

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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

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bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine Bucky fucking something up and Steve’s laughing at him and Bucky glares and goes “Would you stop laughing at my boner and help me do something about it?” 

and somewhere in the background Sam chokes on his food, knocks his knee into the counter and falls over to curl up on the floor and Steve just laughs louder

image

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

image

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nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

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