takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

(via stjarniga-falt)


notfakedestiel:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

seductivecass:

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

castiel-in-dean-minor:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

tikistitch:

curiosityband:

twiggymcbones:

lemongrad:

feministcaptainkirk:

adamantiummithrilalloy:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right nowit is i, the victim of capitalism

They call me the victim of capitalism

They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)

Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.

The Spectacular Civilian Casualty!

Professor Customer Service Representative….omg

Never fear, THE PEDESTRIAN is here.  Which is actually accurate.

It is I, the Civilian Casualty

The invisible hardworking immigrant

Watch out… here comes Professor Sissy boy  

HUMAN CORPSE ON LIFE SUPPORT????!?

IT IS I, THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM
GUYS HELP I DONT KNOW HOW I MADE THE LETTERS SO BIG OMG

they call me the pedestrian

notfakedestiel:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

seductivecass:

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

castiel-in-dean-minor:

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

tikistitch:

curiosityband:

twiggymcbones:

lemongrad:

feministcaptainkirk:

adamantiummithrilalloy:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right now
it is i, the victim of capitalism

They call me the victim of capitalism

They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)

Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.

The Spectacular Civilian Casualty!

Professor Customer Service Representative….omg

Never fear, THE PEDESTRIAN is here.  Which is actually accurate.

It is I, the Civilian Casualty

The invisible hardworking immigrant

Watch out… here comes Professor Sissy boy  

HUMAN CORPSE ON LIFE SUPPORT????!?

IT IS I, THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM

GUYS HELP I DONT KNOW HOW I MADE THE LETTERS SO BIG OMG

they call me the pedestrian

(via feelmycucumber)


1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

(via erens-cum)


hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

(via beingcoolwithniall)


(via akanedee)


theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via perfectlollipops)


nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(via nouis-narry)


agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

(via nouis-narry)


notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via sandilouise)


unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via feelmycucumber)