pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via pizza)


odins-one-eyed-fuck:

in-love-with-my-bed:

capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

(via adweeb)


lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(via sapphireskiesablaze)


pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via aprils-shower)


unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(via pizza)


foreveralone-lyguy:

One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.

(via queendaisie)


g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(via sandilouise)


suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(via pizza)


joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

(via spoken-not-written)


tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via spoken-not-written)