internetexplorers:

codehsayshi:

internetexplorers:

god bless push up bras

God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.

anger

(via stealing-brits-and-timelords)


wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(via adweeb)


jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via imthabeesknees)


voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

(via heichaoba)


godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?

(via sharpayevons)


penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via sharpayevons)


(via heichaoba)


darkfirekate:

attackonfandoms:

"time to go find a new character name"

image

"wait a second"

image

"is that what i think it is"

image

"ah, yes"

image

"he’s sure to win everyone’s hearts"

he must grow up to be a total prick

(via feelmycucumber)


wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

(via aprils-shower)


thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

(via sandilouise)